I want nothing more then to share catty tidbits about my favorite tee-vee shows with you, my fine feathered friends, but MAN, do I ever have a case of writer's block. Said writer's block may be brought on by the insanely warm Minnesota spring that's keeping me out of doors, drinking cocktails, and enjoying the sunshine after nuclear winter, instead of indoors, drinking cocktails, and enjoying the fruits of my DVR.
But here's a few things:
1. Um, holy Mean Girls over on Real Housewives of NYC. I got really, really uncomfortable watching all of Bethenny and Jill's confrontations in the last two episodes (which I watched back-to-back this weekend). They're both obviously really hurt - Bethenny's tears just about did me in, since as previously discussed, I'm totally Team B. When did Jill turn into such a hell beast on wheels? Maybe this article holds the answers. Next week looks positively delightful between Ramona's crazy eyed runway walk and Bethenny getting herself knocked up.
2. Caite and Brent on The Amazing Race are...just...ugh. Ew. Can they please go home soon and stop torturing my TV every week? And that'd make some more room for my future husband Jet. Thanks, CBS.
3. Remind me to thank Tyra Banks for this season's crop of Top Model girls. Between Angelea's Hammer dance and Alaysia's silver lame judging outfit and Anslee losing her poop over frozen veggies, it's been positively delightful. (Coincidence all the crazy bitches' names start with "A"?) I've always said the appeal of ANTM is watching tall skinny bitches lose their shit, and this season is living up to every one of my expectations.
4. A little birdie tells me Bret Michaels wept tonight on Celebrity Apprentice. My DVR is already too busy on Sunday nights (between Amazing Race and Life) to capture the magic, but you bet your bandana I'll be checking that out on Hulu. Perhaps a tribute to my favorite aging rocker will be coming your way soon.
5. On a business note, I am now the proud momma of the domain www.ilikebadtv.com. Update your bookmarks thusly! (Of course the blogspot address will still get you here...but why not make my $10 investment worthwhile?)