Have I told you lately that I love you? Sunday's The Amazing Race might have been the most exciting episode I've seen since I started watching the show. You and my future brother-in-law, Cord, were in last place. LAST. PLACE. You also were spared elimination in the last leg and therefore had to do a Speed Bump (one extra task that no other team has to do) over the course of Sunday night's leg in Malaysia. So that's, like, double last place.
I'm not going to lie to you, Jet. I was worried. I didn't think that you and Cord could get out of last place. Last week you made some pretty dumb mistakes, and all the teams are doing pretty well now, and even though everyone arrived in Malaysia on the same flight so you didn't have a ton of catching up to do, your initial cab trouble at the airport had me biting my nails. And I really love you (and your brother, but you most of all), and I really want you to win, because that million dollars would be great for you and me once we get married. I know we haven't met in person yet or anything, but anyway, I hear weddings are expensive and some cash would help.
But then, oh, Jet, but then you came through for me like you always do. You and Cord finished the Detour before I realized you had started the Detour. This is when I really love The Amazing Race; when one of the tasks the teams have to choose from sounds so easy but is really difficult (like carrying sticks of incense up a flight of 150 stairs...did I mention the sticks were 10 feet long and crazy heavy?) and the other task sounds difficult but is really easy (run 150 yards balancing a pole on your forehead). And you did it, Jet, and then my heart started to flutter a little bit.
And then you just had to sniff tea for your Speed Bump! And bring the right tea to the guru! And you did that and then you did the Roadblock and made a very pretty craft project out of coconuts and sent it out to sea and were back in your cab before any other team even got there! And then you checked in and Phil raised his eyebrow and said you were in first place and my little heart just tumbled all over itself.
(Do you think it'd be okay with Cord if you took me on that trip you won to Hawaii instead of him? I can probably find a friend to set him up with if he's looking for a wife too.)
I'm sorry I doubted you, Jet. If you promise to marry me, take me away to your ranch, and teach me how to rope cattle, I'll never doubt you again.
Mi corazon! Mi amor!