Here's what had me glued to my couch tonight. Spoilers abound.
America's Next Top Model, Cycle 14 premiere: Taking a cycle off from crazy Tyra did wonders for me. I love Top Model again. Yay! I missed the first 15 minutes to a DVR malfunction but I'm sure I didn't miss much. I totally love it when they do makeovers right off the bat; then you can spot the criers. Going forward I'm not even going to try recapping ANTM because there's someone on the Internet who will always and forever be the best at it. Don't miss Rich Juzwiak's recaps; they're usually up by Sunday night.
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part One: I love watching Real Housewives cry. If you were only looking at Tamra's forehead, you'd never know she was sad about her impending divorce. I can't wait for tomorrow night when the men are brought in. Gretchen + Slade = Creepy. Tell 'em how it is, Vicki.
Also, sidenote: do you think Andy Cohen just walked into work one day and was like, hey, Bravo team, new idea: I'm going to be the face of our network on-air. And then he went out to lunch leaving the rest of the programming department blinking, like, did that just happen? I mean, how does the senior VP of original programming at a network cast himself as on-air talent? Did he give himself a raise? Does he get notes from anyone? It's all very odd to me.
Be Good Johnny Weir: Caught up with episode "Big in Japan" which originally aired Monday night. HOLY GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW. If you're not watching it and you have the Sundance Channel, I soundly chastise you. Chastise chastise. Regardless of how people feel about him as a figure skater, he is the funniest person on reality TV right now. There's a bit in every episode where Johnny puts on his Russian reporter alter-ego to interview himself (how post-modern!) and his team. As the Russian reporter, he wished himself "good luck with porno movie." Hee. And he wears a blonde wig to do it! Come on! Awesome!
The fact that he was robbed at the Olympics is a whole other story. His long program had me in TEARS. TEARS. And how can you not love a guy who skates to Lady GaGa?